You know that voice in your head? The voice that says you are not good enough. The voice that makes you feel guilty for not praying enough. The voice that makes you feel bad for not reading the Bible enough. The voice that tells you that no matter what you do, it will never beContinue reading “It Will Never Be Enough”
Author Archives: Tim Payne
K-12 Meat Co.
This place always creeps me out a bit when I drive past it. What exactly is a K-12 meat company? Is it the place where they send the really bad kids that the school systems can’t handle? I’m not sure I want to know the truth behind this place after all.
Food And Pizza In One Place
Good to know that the Estes Park Brewery offers both food AND pizza. What exactly is the pizza made of, if the people serving it don’t consider it food? Is it a cardboard cutout? Or did they just have one too many samples before putting up their signage?
Buy 33, Get Three Free!
How in the world could anyone pass up such a fantastic deal!? Buy 33 and get 3 free? They were practically giving the stuff away! I don’t even have a cat and I almost couldn’t pass it up. Almost.
Meet Me In The Feference Section
If you ever go to the thrift store by the interstate in Conway, MO to look for a reference book, be advised – this is as close as you’ll find. But really, what good seller of used books doesn’t have a “Feference” section? Perhaps they should have consulted the Fictionary for the proper spelling.
Cracker Barrel Dessert Menu
These dessert names at Cracker Barrel have got to be some of the longest in the history of dessert names. By the time I got done reading the names of the desserts, I was hungry enough to eat another meal.
30 Is The New…60?
I’ve heard people say “30 is the new 20”, but apparently AARP and Beltone never got the memo. I’m not too sure how true that saying is, but apparently to these two companies, 30 is the new 55 or 60. I could take it personally, but I prefer to view it as being recruited. IContinue reading “30 Is The New…60?”
Slippery Soapy Slope
Have you ever noticed how ridiculous the names of some products are? I was in the soap aisle the other day and was amazed at the odd names of some of the soaps. I don’t know why I never noticed it before, but I’m beginning to think you can call your product anything you wantContinue reading “Slippery Soapy Slope”
Things I Think…I Think
I think Starbucks that are located inside a grocery store should be called “Storebucks.” Get it? Because “Storebucks” sounds like “Starbucks” and it’s located in a grocery store. And “Grocery Bucks” is just confusing and awkward. I think it’s funny that PBS is just “pubes” without the vowels. I’m sure that one day this kindContinue reading “Things I Think…I Think”
Capped Or Retractable?
Why would you choose to carry around a capped pen rather than a retractable pen? The only possible reason I can think of is so you never have to worry about the pen accidentally being clicked and stabbing you in the leg…or somewhere worse. I’d say the odds of losing the pen cap are justContinue reading “Capped Or Retractable?”