Tag Archives: Random Thoughts

If I was making up the questions on Family Feud, these would be the questions during the final round. They could all have the same answer and would be incredibly frustrating. See if you can figure it out… 1. Something you do with a basketball 2. What you do when following a slow car 3.Continue reading “Frustrating Family Feud”

I’m terrible at ending phone conversations…is saying “bye” really necessary if I’ve already said “later” or “see ya”? Seems a little redundant to say “See ya…bye” doesn’t it? What’s really bad is that I’ll even go as far as saying “See ya later…bye.” I guess I just really want there to be no doubt asContinue reading “See ya…later…bye!”

I think pop tastes better in plastic cups, but I prefer the sweatlessness of styrofoam better. One of these days someone will invent a sweatless plastic cup…and that person will be my hero.

Does anyone else find it a bit unsettling when the automatic flush toilets flush as soon as you are done, even though you haven’t moved? Is it possible that toilets are becoming too smart? I guess we have to give credit to the toilet designers, though – the fact that people are questioning how advanced isContinue reading “Aggressive Auto-Flush Toilets”

Why do people compare a comfortable mattress to sleeping on a cloud? Maybe I’m strange, but I just don’t see the appeal in laying on something you will fall right through, eventually slamming into the earth at maximum velocity, shattering your bones and smashing your organs upon impact. No thank you – I’ll just stickContinue reading “Like Sleeping On A Cloud”

I think Starbucks that are located inside a grocery store should be called “Storebucks.” Get it? Because “Storebucks” sounds like “Starbucks” and it’s located in a grocery store. And “Grocery Bucks” is just confusing and awkward. I think it’s funny that PBS is just “pubes” without the vowels. I’m sure that one day this kindContinue reading “Things I Think…I Think”

Why would you choose to carry around a capped pen rather than a retractable pen? The only possible reason I can think of is so you never have to worry about the pen accidentally being clicked and stabbing you in the leg…or somewhere worse. I’d say the odds of losing the pen cap are justContinue reading “Capped Or Retractable?”

Are canker sores reverse pimples? Or are pimples canker sores that grew outward instead of inward? What would you call it if you had one of each at the same time at the same spot on the inside and outside of your mouth? What would you even call that? A Cankimple? A Pinker Sore? WhyContinue reading “Canker Sores And Pimples”

If you park your car right in the way and just sit there long enough, will the valet service agree to park your car for a discounted rate, just so you will allow them to move your car out of the way? I’ve never actually experienced valet parking, so I’m really not sure how thatContinue reading “Are Valet Parking Rates Negotiable?”