Nothing larger than 100 ounces allowed? What are people trying to bring in to refill – gas cans and kiddie pools? I guess it might be worth the hassle if you could get it for $1.99.
Category Archives: Random Thoughts
One Hot Cigarette
Looks like this cigarette burned a hole in the pavement. But yeah, seems totally safe to just go ahead and hold the fire stick in your mouth and breath it in.
Sleep Pretty In Pink
I’m assuming these are guaranteed to bring dreams of flowers, puppies, and polka dots. If nothing else, you’ll have the most stylish inner ears of anyone in your bed.
Strange String Dolls
What kid doesn’t need one of these creepy voodoo-ish looking string dolls?
Patriotic Jesus Blanket
Turns out Jesus is a trustworthy fella who bleeds red, white, and blue.
TIM PAYNE 