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Fountain Pop Refill Chart

Photo of a sign listing the prices for refilling various sizes of cups with fountain pop at a gas station

Nothing larger than 100 ounces allowed? What are people trying to bring in to refill – gas cans and kiddie pools? I guess it might be worth the hassle if you could get it for $1.99.

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One Hot Cigarette

Photo of a hole in the pavement with a cigarette butt laying inside

Looks like this cigarette burned a hole in the pavement. But yeah, seems totally safe to just go ahead and hold the fire stick in your mouth and breath it in.

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Sleep Pretty In Pink

Photo of a package of pink ear plugs

I’m assuming these are guaranteed to bring dreams of flowers, puppies, and polka dots. If nothing else, you’ll have the most stylish inner ears of anyone in your bed.

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Strange String Dolls

Photo of a quarter machine at Steak 'N Shake that dispenses string dolls that look like voodoo dolls

What kid doesn’t need one of these creepy voodoo-ish looking string dolls?

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Patriotic Jesus Blanket

A blanket with a photo of Jesus with red and blue beams of light shining outward from his heart that says "Jesus, I Trust in You" at the bottom

Turns out Jesus is a trustworthy fella who bleeds red, white, and blue.