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Strange String Dolls

Photo of a quarter machine at Steak 'N Shake that dispenses string dolls that look like voodoo dolls

What kid doesn’t need one of these creepy voodoo-ish looking string dolls?

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Patriotic Jesus Blanket

A blanket with a photo of Jesus with red and blue beams of light shining outward from his heart that says "Jesus, I Trust in You" at the bottom

Turns out Jesus is a trustworthy fella who bleeds red, white, and blue.

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Two Pound Mint Stick

Photo of a two pound stick of peppermint

Perfect for when you decide teeth are no longer necessary.

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Gravity Defyer Shoes

Gravity Defyer Shoes

Talk about a can’t-miss logo…this company should be swimming in profits by now! I’m not sure who thought this was a good logo, but by golly, they are really owning it. As if the rad design isn’t reason enough to drop $139.95 on these shoes, look at the benefits you will receive by wearing them!

They will:

  • Make you jump higher and run/walk faster
  • Give you instant comfort
  • Cool your feet
  • Reduce foot odor
  • Make you appear taller

So if you’re fed up with uncomfortable shoes that slow you down and hold you down, make your feet hot and smelly, and cause you to appear shorter than you are, these are the shoes for you!

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Prepaid Phone Purchasers

Is it bad that I assume every person I see buying a prepaid phone with cash is up to no good? Who else but drug dealers and hitmen would buy untraceable phones? Maybe I’ve watched too many episodes of crime dramas and police shows.