Shopping – TIM PAYNE

Strange String Dolls

What kid doesn’t need one of these creepy voodoo-ish looking string dolls?

Patriotic Jesus Blanket

Turns out Jesus is a trustworthy fella who bleeds red, white, and blue.

Two Pound Mint Stick

Perfect for when you decide teeth are no longer necessary.

Talk about a can’t-miss logo…this company should be swimming in profits by now! I’m not sure who thought this was a good logo, but by golly, they are really owning it. As if the rad design isn’t reason enough to drop $139.95 on these shoes, look at the benefits you will receive by wearing them!Continue reading “Gravity Defyer Shoes”

Prepaid Phone Purchasers

Is it bad that I assume every person I see buying a prepaid phone with cash is up to no good? Who else but drug dealers and hitmen would buy untraceable phones? Maybe I’ve watched too many episodes of crime dramas and police shows.

There Has To Be A Better Way

Underwear. Everybody needs it. Everyone knows that everyone else needs it and wears it. Yet, for some reason, no man wants to go out and buy it. I’m sure we’ve all heard the old joke about men wearing their underwear until it falls apart…incredibly gross, yes, but also frighteningly true for many men. I haveContinue reading “There Has To Be A Better Way”

Slippery Soapy Slope

Have you ever noticed how ridiculous the names of some products are? I was in the soap aisle the other day and was amazed at the odd names of some of the soaps. I don’t know why I never noticed it before, but I’m beginning to think you can call your product anything you wantContinue reading “Slippery Soapy Slope”

How Micro Is Too Micro?

I realize that this is a pretty sweet deal (knocking off over half the price) and the portability is unbeatable, but I think this tool may be a bit too micro to be useful.

Strange Toys

Just a few pictures of some strange toys I’ve seen lately… Does anything about this toy seem strange? Perhaps the fact that Goliath is one of the characters in a series labeled “Almighty Heroes”? I guess the way that I’ve always heard and read the story was wrong. Apparently Goliath was the hero of theContinue reading “Strange Toys”

Delicious Dollar Deals

Who says you can’t put together a fancy meal on a budget? Just head to your local Dollar Tree store for steak, shrimp, and salmon. You’ll be the envy of all your friends…until they take a bite of the steak, shrimp, and salmon and realize that it was way overpriced.