Strange String Dolls

Photo of a quarter machine at Steak 'N Shake that dispenses string dolls that look like voodoo dolls

What kid doesn’t need one of these creepy voodoo-ish looking string dolls?

Gravity Defyer Shoes

Gravity Defyer Shoes

Talk about a can’t-miss logo…this company should be swimming in profits by now! I’m not sure who thought this was a good logo, but by golly, they are really owning it. As if the rad design isn’t reason enough to drop $139.95 on these shoes, look at the benefits you will receive by wearing them!

They will:

  • Make you jump higher and run/walk faster
  • Give you instant comfort
  • Cool your feet
  • Reduce foot odor
  • Make you appear taller

So if you’re fed up with uncomfortable shoes that slow you down and hold you down, make your feet hot and smelly, and cause you to appear shorter than you are, these are the shoes for you!