I’m really good at hide-and-seek. You know the game. No, not the one you played as a child. I’m talking about the hide-and-seek you play as an adult. Adult hide-and-seek is similar to the children’s game, but instead of the guarantee that when you hide someone will seek you out, you hide and wonder ifContinue reading “Hide And Seek”
Author Archives: Tim Payne
How Sin Separates Us From God
It’s the first sin we commit, not the total number of sins, that separates us from God.
God Is Going To Use You To Do Great Things
God is going to use you to do great things. For some, it will mean writing a bestselling book that changes the lives of people all over the world. For some, it will mean writing songs that will be used in churches every Sunday and leading sold-out crowds in inspiring times of worship. For some,Continue reading “God Is Going To Use You To Do Great Things”
Fountain Pop Refill Chart
Nothing larger than 100 ounces allowed? What are people trying to bring in to refill – gas cans and kiddie pools? I guess it might be worth the hassle if you could get it for $1.99.
One Hot Cigarette
Looks like this cigarette burned a hole in the pavement. But yeah, seems totally safe to just go ahead and hold the fire stick in your mouth and breath it in.
Sleep Pretty In Pink
I’m assuming these are guaranteed to bring dreams of flowers, puppies, and polka dots. If nothing else, you’ll have the most stylish inner ears of anyone in your bed.
Strange String Dolls
What kid doesn’t need one of these creepy voodoo-ish looking string dolls?
Patriotic Jesus Blanket
Turns out Jesus is a trustworthy fella who bleeds red, white, and blue.
Donation Boxes For Everybody
Seems as though everyone is getting in on the donation box game these days.
Wii Sports Break Suggestion
Okay, Wii – I realize that it’s good to take a break now and then, but there has to be a better option than taking a flying leap out the window.
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