That just seems like a terrible deal…or some very creative math.
I don’t know if it’s an official diagnosis, but I guess this is what happens when you eat too much candy. Maybe Halloween Hiney or Candy Rear would be more appropriate.
Perhaps the most generic slogan every…Everyday From Somewhere.
Seems fishy. I guess this is why it’s not called Brain Milk.
Maybe it’s just me, but when I first saw this sign, I was trying to figure out why someone with a tail needed crutches. If a person had a tail, shouldn’t their balance be superior to someone without a tail?
If the Annual Pass lets you visit free for a year, what is the point of the pass? If it’s something anybody can get just by asking for it, shouldn’t they just let everyone in free?
A safety recall for a machete? It’s a machete. So the handle could just randomly break and the blade could go who knows where – is that really significantly more dangerous than someone waving around a long, sharp blade? I guess if they start marketing the Bear Grylls Extreme Machete in a few months, we’llContinue reading “Machete Safety Recall”
I’ve always wanted to fly in a hot air balloon, so when the opportunity arose yesterday, I couldn’t turn it down. Thanks to my aunt Denise giving up her spot in the basket and to my uncle Mark and the Humble Flight crew, I got to go for a ride…and it was awesome! It wasContinue reading “I’ll Fly Away”
The final installment of nostalgia – some journal entries from late 1991 to early 1992… 9-4-91 Last night I played football with my friends. I intercepted 3 passes and ran 2 back for touchdowns. We won both games. The first score was 14-0 and the second one was 7-0. 9-6-91 Yesterday when I was quarterbackContinue reading “A Bit Of Nostalgia – Volume 5”
My entire bibliography of childhood novels… #1: The Wreckless And Careless Driver Once upon a time there were 4 friends. Their names were Tim, Ben, Anthony, and Jody. Well one Halloween they decided that they were going to go into an old house people called “the haunted house.” But when they got to the 13thContinue reading “A Bit Of Nostalgia – Volume 4”