Category Archives: Life

That just seems like a terrible deal…or some very creative math.

I don’t know if it’s an official diagnosis, but I guess this is what happens when you eat too much candy. Maybe Halloween Hiney or Candy Rear would be more appropriate.

Perhaps the most generic slogan every…Everyday From Somewhere.

Seems fishy. I guess this is why it’s not called Brain Milk.

Maybe it’s just me, but when I first saw this sign, I was trying to figure out why someone with a tail needed crutches. If a person had a tail, shouldn’t their balance be superior to someone without a tail?

If the Annual Pass lets you visit free for a year, what is the point of the pass? If it’s something anybody can get just by asking for it, shouldn’t they just let everyone in free?

A safety recall for a machete? It’s a machete. So the handle could just randomly break and the blade could go who knows where – is that really significantly more dangerous than someone waving around a long, sharp blade? I guess if they start marketing the Bear Grylls Extreme Machete in a few months, we’llContinue reading “Machete Safety Recall”