I’m really good at hide-and-seek. You know the game. No, not the one you played as a child. I’m talking about the hide-and-seek you play as an adult. Adult hide-and-seek is similar to the children’s game, but instead of the guarantee that when you hide someone will seek you out, you hide and wonder ifContinue reading “Hide And Seek”
God is going to use you to do great things. For some, it will mean writing a bestselling book that changes the lives of people all over the world. For some, it will mean writing songs that will be used in churches every Sunday and leading sold-out crowds in inspiring times of worship. For some,Continue reading “God Is Going To Use You To Do Great Things”
That just seems like a terrible deal…or some very creative math.
I don’t know if it’s an official diagnosis, but I guess this is what happens when you eat too much candy. Maybe Halloween Hiney or Candy Rear would be more appropriate.
Perhaps the most generic slogan every…Everyday From Somewhere.
Seems fishy. I guess this is why it’s not called Brain Milk.
Introspection is like exploring a cave…the deeper you go, the darker it gets. When we notice things in and about ourselves that we don’t like, we begin to examine ourselves and try to figure out what is causing us to be that way, as if it would give us an excuse or an acceptable reasonContinue reading “Soul Spelunking”
Maybe it’s just me, but when I first saw this sign, I was trying to figure out why someone with a tail needed crutches. If a person had a tail, shouldn’t their balance be superior to someone without a tail?
If the Annual Pass lets you visit free for a year, what is the point of the pass? If it’s something anybody can get just by asking for it, shouldn’t they just let everyone in free?
A safety recall for a machete? It’s a machete. So the handle could just randomly break and the blade could go who knows where – is that really significantly more dangerous than someone waving around a long, sharp blade? I guess if they start marketing the Bear Grylls Extreme Machete in a few months, we’llContinue reading “Machete Safety Recall”