When I saw this sign, I assumed it meant one of two things. #1 – It’s a new resraurant owned by some guy named Steve that, for some reason, serves both BBQ and Mexican food. #2 – Some guy named Steve is having a BBQ, invited a person of Mexican descent, and wants everyone inContinue reading “Steve’s BBQ & Mexican”
To celebrate the completion of three consecutive decades, I thought it would be fitting to share this with you… Here is something I discovered one day when I was very, very bored. Up until that point my favorite number had always been 1 (Ozzie Smith’s number), but I am thinking that I have no choiceContinue reading “3 Is A Magic Number”
I went out to check on something for a customer today and this is what he gave me before I left – six freshly caught bass still on the stringer. I took the fish to the house as soon as I left his place and discovered that they were still alive! So, rather than killingContinue reading “Seems A Little Fishy”
What the Hale kind of dentist office is this?
I’m sure you’ve heard it asked a thousand times before – especially if you’ve ever been in or around a youth group at church. It’s one of the great mysteries in life…one of those questions that we may never have a definite answer to until we meet our Creator. But if you know the answer,Continue reading “The Mystery Of The Bellybutton”
“Oh, you don’t like it? That’s okay – it’s an acquired taste.” Statements like this one have always made me wonder – if something is an “acquired taste,” why would I want to acquire a taste for something I don’t like? I’ve never heard anyone say that something is an acquired taste after hearing thatContinue reading “It’s An Acquired Taste”
I could have bought the whole solar system, but decided to buy just one planet. This product has all kinds of potential jokes just oozing from it, but I’ll defer to semi-maturity on this one. Just another quality product from the local Dollar Tree. As amazing as this thing is, I still think it wouldContinue reading “One Magic Towel”
It seems like there are cyclists everywhere you go around here. So many, in fact, that there are bike lanes on nearly every road. The only problem with that is the fact that a lot of the cyclists don’t care to use their lanes. So if the cyclists are going to use the car lanesContinue reading “Bike Lane? What Bike Lane?”
Jadon is turning 4 years old today. Seriously. 4. It’s hard to believe it’s already been 4 years since he made the escape. He doesn’t seem a day older than 3 years and 364 days. It’s an exciting day with all kind of fun and traditions, but one tradition I’ve never understood is that ofContinue reading “Birthday Spankings?”
Either this is the most pointless cattle guard ever, or these people have the dumbest cows ever.