Have you ever noticed that when you drive by a dead skunk it never seems to smell when you are right next to it? Or maybe a more pleasant smell would be burning leaves. It seems you can never smell them as you are passing through the cloud of smoke. Only after you drive downContinue reading “Delayed Smells”
Author Archives: Tim Payne
Bedtime Music
For some reason I got to thinking the other day about the music that I used to listen to while going to sleep. I must say, after a while I got to know these albums so well that I could sing along with them in my sleep. Get it? Ha! Anyway, if you have alwaysContinue reading “Bedtime Music”
Ice Cube Trays Are Relaxing
Next time you are stressed out try this. Wait until no one else is around (gone, asleep, etc.) and get all the ice cube trays out of the freezer. If they aren’t empty already, empty them out and stack them beside the sink. Turn the water on, but way down. It should be only theContinue reading “Ice Cube Trays Are Relaxing”
More Mixed Up Than A Dyslexic Spelling Bee
I had a lot of time to think today. This is the saying that I thought up. Why such things invade my brain I have no idea. Haven’t posted anything on here in a while. This is the best I could come up with. Appreciate it. Or make fun of me. Either way.
What Else Did God Make?
I wonder if there is life anywhere else that we haven’t discovered yet. Maybe it is a whole other planet of humans or something else equivalent to humans. Or maybe they are more or less advanced than we are. Who knows, but why be so quick to rule out the possibility? To me that justContinue reading “What Else Did God Make?”
You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth (And Blew Them All Away)
Have you ever noticed that when it’s really windy out (I’m talking huge gusts of wind that make you want to jump up in the air and see how far the wind will blow you) it can sometimes be hard to hear someone when they are talking to you? We were having one of thoseContinue reading “You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth (And Blew Them All Away)”
What Is “Real”?
What if our “dreams” are reality, and our “reality” is just a dream? Would that mean that we can choose when to take a break from our dreams and enter into reality? I suppose that would also mean that we have no control over when we dream and take a break from reality. What ifContinue reading “What Is “Real”?”
My Top 3-ish Convenience Stores
1. QT They have Dad’s Root Beer, which seems to be near impossible to find (not to mention the fact that it is in the fountain – don’t know if I’ve ever seen that) Their fountain Dr. Pepper is better than just about any other convenience store They give you the option of crushed orContinue reading “My Top 3-ish Convenience Stores”
Wet Cows
Do you ever just feel bad for cows? I do…not very often, but sometimes I do. We were driving to Springfield the other day and it was raining the entire way. About halfway there I started thinking about how much it would suck to be a cow. Just standing there in a big open field,Continue reading “Wet Cows”
Peter Potty
I know we are probably being a tad wishful, but we went out and got Jadon his very first toilet yesterday. But it’s not just any toilet, oh no…it’s a Peter Potty! Yes, that is the actual name of the brand. What’s even better is that it’s not just any plain old toilet. The PeterContinue reading “Peter Potty”
TIM PAYNE 