I was recently at a nursing home, waiting for the nurse to check on something, and was looking for something to keep me busy while I waited. So I began reading the signs on the wall. Mostly normal stuff…until I got to the list of codes that they use in case of emergency. Most ofContinue reading “Code…Yellow?”
Author Archives: Tim Payne
A Few Random Thoughts
Is there anything harder to sauce at Taco Bell than a Crunchwrap Supreme? It’s nearly impossible to peel a well-made Crunchwrap Supreme apart, spread the sauce evenly inside, and then wrap it back up in a way that will keep it from falling apart as you eat it. I think I might start carrying everythingContinue reading “A Few Random Thoughts”
A Battery Ribbon Epiphinization
I think I had an epiphany yesterday. If an epiphany is the sudden realization that up until this point, I have been completely clueless as to how something works, then yeah, I totally epiphanized. You know those little ribbons that they sometimes put in the battery compartments of electronics and such? They are apparently soContinue reading “A Battery Ribbon Epiphinization”
The Mystery Of The Bellybutton
I’m sure you’ve heard it asked a thousand times before – especially if you’ve ever been in or around a youth group at church. It’s one of the great mysteries in life…one of those questions that we may never have a definite answer to until we meet our Creator. But if you know the answer,Continue reading “The Mystery Of The Bellybutton”
One Crazy Weekend
Well, that was interesting. Here’s a recap of our moving experience for anyone who cares… It took a little longer than we thought, but we finally got all our stuff from Loveland, CO to Lebanon, MO. All except for my family that is. Daphne and Jadon will be staying out there for another week, soContinue reading “One Crazy Weekend”
Well, That Didn’t Take Long
You may have heard that a couple months ago Daphne, Jadon, and I decided to move from Joplin, MO to Loveland, CO. There was a lot that went into that decision and we felt at the time like it was what we were supposed to do. If nothing else, we thought, it will give usContinue reading “Well, That Didn’t Take Long”
100th Post Extravaganza!
Being that this is my 100th post, I wanted to do something super special. Instead, I am going to make a Top 100 list. So here you go – a list of my Top 100 favorite whole numbers between 1 & 100. But since I don’t feel like ranking them in order of favorite toContinue reading “100th Post Extravaganza!”
It’s An Acquired Taste
“Oh, you don’t like it? That’s okay – it’s an acquired taste.” Statements like this one have always made me wonder – if something is an “acquired taste,” why would I want to acquire a taste for something I don’t like? I’ve never heard anyone say that something is an acquired taste after hearing thatContinue reading “It’s An Acquired Taste”
One Magic Towel
I could have bought the whole solar system, but decided to buy just one planet. This product has all kinds of potential jokes just oozing from it, but I’ll defer to semi-maturity on this one. Just another quality product from the local Dollar Tree. As amazing as this thing is, I still think it wouldContinue reading “One Magic Towel”
Bike Lane? What Bike Lane?
It seems like there are cyclists everywhere you go around here. So many, in fact, that there are bike lanes on nearly every road. The only problem with that is the fact that a lot of the cyclists don’t care to use their lanes. So if the cyclists are going to use the car lanesContinue reading “Bike Lane? What Bike Lane?”
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