Seems like they could have chosen a better name for this place. I just hope their uniforms aren’t white hoodies.
Tag / Signs
Freaking Highway
Free King Highway…Freaking Highway
No Way Street
I just like that when Jose asks what street you live on, you can reply “No Way, Jose.”
No Arms? Strong Legs? Park Here!
This seems like a very specific type of parking space. It resembles a handicapped parking space but is obviously a space reserved for armless people with really strong legs.
Gravity Defyer Shoes
Talk about a can’t-miss logo…this company should be swimming in profits by now! I’m not sure who thought this was a good logo, but by golly, they are really owning it. As if the rad design isn’t reason enough to drop $139.95 on these shoes, look at the benefits you will receive by wearing them!
They will:
- Make you jump higher and run/walk faster
- Give you instant comfort
- Cool your feet
- Reduce foot odor
- Make you appear taller
So if you’re fed up with uncomfortable shoes that slow you down and hold you down, make your feet hot and smelly, and cause you to appear shorter than you are, these are the shoes for you!