Also, does not know how to use spell check. How much can you ask from a washing machine anyway? You can’t honestly expect it to get your clothes wet, have a spin cycle, and spell words correctly. Shoot, I think I’d settle for two out of three…
Tag Archives: Signs
Energy Drinks For Everybody!
Glad to know that the government realizes the importance of energy drinks and is willing to pay for them as long as they are labeled a certain way. Priorities, right?
Any Pizza? Any Toppings?
Pizza Hut advertises “Any Pizza, Any Toppings” for $10, but the small print at the bottom of the screen during the commercial says there is an additional charge for stuffed crust and extra cheese. Is “Any Pizza, Any Toppings” really an accurate description? Wouldn’t that be like advertising “Any Drink, Any Size” for a certainContinue reading “Any Pizza? Any Toppings?”
“Choose Life” Billboard
It’s a little tough to read the whole thing, but it says “Choose Life…Your Mother Did.” While I agree with the words on the sign, perhaps a cemetery is not the best location.
The Most Condescending Sign In Town
This gets my vote for “Most Condescending Sign” in Lebanon. That’s a real award, right? No? Oh, well maybe they should make it a real award, even if it’s only for one year because this sign deserves it.
Steve’s BBQ & Mexican
When I saw this sign, I assumed it meant one of two things. #1 – It’s a new resraurant owned by some guy named Steve that, for some reason, serves both BBQ and Mexican food. #2 – Some guy named Steve is having a BBQ, invited a person of Mexican descent, and wants everyone inContinue reading “Steve’s BBQ & Mexican”
The Multitasking Dentist
What the Hale kind of dentist office is this?
Super Special School Supplies
Saw this at Wal-Mart the other day. Surely that can’t be right, can it? 3 bucks for a single page school supply list? The only explanation I can think of is that they are printed on unfurled unicorn horns with octopus ink.
Are These Signs Really Necessary?
I always thought this was pretty common knowledge, but apparently it’s a big enough problem at this intersection that they felt the need to put these two signs right across the road from each other. I know they don’t get a lot of rain in the area, but what are the other options? Maybe theyContinue reading “Are These Signs Really Necessary?”
Smoothies The Same
Just so you don’t think I am always picking on Wal-Mart…I saw this beauty at Target a while back. I don’t know about you, but this is not the same as any strawberry smoothie I’ve ever had. I don’t know about you, but I can honestly say that I’ve never had a green strawberry smoothie.
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