Are canker sores reverse pimples? Or are pimples canker sores that grew outward instead of inward? What would you call it if you had one of each at the same time at the same spot on the inside and outside of your mouth? What would you even call that? A Cankimple? A Pinker Sore? WhyContinue reading “Canker Sores And Pimples”
Author Archives: Tim Payne
Are Valet Parking Rates Negotiable?
If you park your car right in the way and just sit there long enough, will the valet service agree to park your car for a discounted rate, just so you will allow them to move your car out of the way? I’ve never actually experienced valet parking, so I’m really not sure how thatContinue reading “Are Valet Parking Rates Negotiable?”
Does Water Float?
When you pour a small amount of water into a larger amount of water, what happens to the smaller amount of water? Does it float on top, sink to the bottom, or mix in somewhere in the middle? Does it depend on whether the water came from the same source or is the same temperature?Continue reading “Does Water Float?”
The World’s Best Hand Dryers
I’ve never been much of a fan of hand dryers in public restrooms, and I still almost always choose paper towels if given the option, but these two hand dryers are about as good as it gets if paper towels are not an option. The Xlerator was the first hand dryer that I ever usedContinue reading “The World’s Best Hand Dryers”
Weird Things I Do
Everyone has their share of weird habits, right? At least that’s what I choose to believe to make myself feel better about all the weird stuff I do. Here are a few examples of what I’m talking about: When I drive over a cigarette that someone just flicked out their car window, I always pretendContinue reading “Weird Things I Do”
“Choose Life” Billboard
It’s a little tough to read the whole thing, but it says “Choose Life…Your Mother Did.” While I agree with the words on the sign, perhaps a cemetery is not the best location.
Kissing Hands And Shaking Babies
Jadon stayed home sick from school one day, but we had to run by and drop off some stuff for his teacher. When we got to the school, his class was playing outside and got excited when they saw him get out of the car. A bunch of the kids ran up to the fenceContinue reading “Kissing Hands And Shaking Babies”
Plan B by Pete Wilson
Have you ever felt like you stepped out on faith and smashed it to pieces? Maybe you honestly felt like God was calling you to do something or go somewhere, but once you did it everything seemed to begin to fall apart. Now you’re trying to pick up the pieces and get your life backContinue reading “Plan B by Pete Wilson”
It’s About The Message, Not The Messenger
I was going through some old papers yesterday and found this quote that I had written down a while back: “There may well be many in the congregation whose faith is richer, more mature, and more tested than the preacher’s. In addition, there will probably be people in the congregation who have more education orContinue reading “It’s About The Message, Not The Messenger”
God IS
God IS Life. He is the giver of life; we are the receivers of life. Though life is something we possess, it is what God IS. When God gives us life, He is giving us a small part of Himself. God IS life, love, truth, and all that is good. From Him we can possessContinue reading “God IS”
TIM PAYNE 