Jadon is turning 4 years old today. Seriously. 4. It’s hard to believe it’s already been 4 years since he made the escape. He doesn’t seem a day older than 3 years and 364 days. It’s an exciting day with all kind of fun and traditions, but one tradition I’ve never understood is that ofContinue reading “Birthday Spankings?”
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Just Add Water
Found this amazing toy at Dollar Tree…steak, seafood, and growing whales – they have it all! Gotta love the instructions on this thing. Anything that instructs “Amazing Fun” is okay by me.
Delicious Dollar Deals
Who says you can’t put together a fancy meal on a budget? Just head to your local Dollar Tree store for steak, shrimp, and salmon. You’ll be the envy of all your friends…until they take a bite of the steak, shrimp, and salmon and realize that it was way overpriced.
Super Special School Supplies
Saw this at Wal-Mart the other day. Surely that can’t be right, can it? 3 bucks for a single page school supply list? The only explanation I can think of is that they are printed on unfurled unicorn horns with octopus ink.
Possibilities & Potential
Is there anything that has more potential than a blank sheet of paper? Before a crease is ever folded, before a line is ever drawn, before a letter is ever written…there is no limit to what a blank sheet of paper can be used for. The same sheet of paper that an artist’s masterpiece isContinue reading “Possibilities & Potential”
More Mountainy Photos
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Rocky Mountain Photos
Here are a few pictures from our trek up into the mountains over the weekend. More to come over the next few days.
Coloradoans Eat Weird Things
They eat some awful strange stuff out here in Colorado. Here are a few of the things I’ve seen so far. None of it really sounds too appetizing to me, but maybe I’m just being too closed-minded. To each his own, I suppose.
Flea Market Fun (Part 3)
Once again…proof that you can get almost anything at a flea market. Haven’t been insulted lately? Let the fine folks at the the 44 Country Mall in Sarcoxie, MO take care of that – and for prices that anyone can afford!
Is That Really All It Takes?
Either this is the most pointless cattle guard ever, or these people have the dumbest cows ever.
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