Tetherball was apparently a much rougher sport back in the day.
Author Archives: Tim Payne
Two Pound Mint Stick
Perfect for when you decide teeth are no longer necessary.
Shellaroni
Recently found this in a box of shells. What does it mean? It has to be some sort of Italian good luck omen, right?
Zero Games In One
That just seems like a terrible deal…or some very creative math.
Candy Rear
I don’t know if it’s an official diagnosis, but I guess this is what happens when you eat too much candy. Maybe Halloween Hiney or Candy Rear would be more appropriate.
Everyday From Somewhere
Perhaps the most generic slogan every…Everyday From Somewhere.
Mussle Milk
Seems fishy. I guess this is why it’s not called Brain Milk.
Soul Spelunking
Introspection is like exploring a cave…the deeper you go, the darker it gets. When we notice things in and about ourselves that we don’t like, we begin to examine ourselves and try to figure out what is causing us to be that way, as if it would give us an excuse or an acceptable reasonContinue reading “Soul Spelunking”
The Choir – “How I Wish I Knew”
“How I Wish I Knew” by The Choir (Click On Album Cover To Play Song) I think most of us have felt this way at one time or another. It’s hard to see someone you love be down and struggling and it can be frustrating when you see the beauty and potential in them that theyContinue reading “The Choir – “How I Wish I Knew””
Crutches And A Tail
Maybe it’s just me, but when I first saw this sign, I was trying to figure out why someone with a tail needed crutches. If a person had a tail, shouldn’t their balance be superior to someone without a tail?
TIM PAYNE 