I have never eaten cottage cheese. I’m sure I’ve had it baked into foods, but I have never eaten it by itself. I just can’t get past the fact that it looks like someone just left milk sitting for way too long and then decided to eat it or what I imagine it would feelContinue reading “A Few Random Facts”
Category Archives: Random Thoughts
A Smashing Time
Why is it that some people seem to go out of their way to run over objects in the road that have obviously been accidentally dropped by someone else? Just the other day I saw several pieces of Tupperware in the road that someone had dropped. Most of the people went around or straddled itContinue reading “A Smashing Time”
Elevators Amaze Me
How do the up and down elevators never run into each other in the elevator shaft? You would think that at some point, someone on a bottom floor would push the button for the up elevator at the same time someone on a top floor would push the button for the down elevator. Either allContinue reading “Elevators Amaze Me”
Brown Paper Bags
Are the brown paper bags really fooling anybody anymore? I think at this point, if you see someone walking down the street drinking from a small paper sack, it’s fairly obvious what’s in the bag. In fact, it would probably be more inconspicuous to carry it without the sack.
Your Very Own Billboard
If your picture was on a billboard, would you look at it every time you drive past? Or would you look away every time you drive past? What is the proper amount of time to look at yourself on a billboard? What does it say about you if you stare at yourself on a billboardContinue reading “Your Very Own Billboard”
Drying Your Hands Should Not Be This Difficult
For some reason, a roll of paper towels on a horizontal rack is one of the most frustrating things that I repeatedly encounter in the bathroom. Is there anything more frustrating that standing there with soaking wet hands, pawing and clawing at a cheap roll of thin paper towels? It’s hard enough to find theContinue reading “Drying Your Hands Should Not Be This Difficult”
A Few Random Thoughts
Is there anything harder to sauce at Taco Bell than a Crunchwrap Supreme? It’s nearly impossible to peel a well-made Crunchwrap Supreme apart, spread the sauce evenly inside, and then wrap it back up in a way that will keep it from falling apart as you eat it. I think I might start carrying everythingContinue reading “A Few Random Thoughts”
A Battery Ribbon Epiphinization
I think I had an epiphany yesterday. If an epiphany is the sudden realization that up until this point, I have been completely clueless as to how something works, then yeah, I totally epiphanized. You know those little ribbons that they sometimes put in the battery compartments of electronics and such? They are apparently soContinue reading “A Battery Ribbon Epiphinization”
100th Post Extravaganza!
Being that this is my 100th post, I wanted to do something super special. Instead, I am going to make a Top 100 list. So here you go – a list of my Top 100 favorite whole numbers between 1 & 100. But since I don’t feel like ranking them in order of favorite toContinue reading “100th Post Extravaganza!”
It’s An Acquired Taste
“Oh, you don’t like it? That’s okay – it’s an acquired taste.” Statements like this one have always made me wonder – if something is an “acquired taste,” why would I want to acquire a taste for something I don’t like? I’ve never heard anyone say that something is an acquired taste after hearing thatContinue reading “It’s An Acquired Taste”
TIM PAYNE 