Talk about a can’t-miss logo…this company should be swimming in profits by now! I’m not sure who thought this was a good logo, but by golly, they are really owning it. As if the rad design isn’t reason enough to drop $139.95 on these shoes, look at the benefits you will receive by wearing them!Continue reading “Gravity Defyer Shoes”
Also, does not know how to use spell check. How much can you ask from a washing machine anyway? You can’t honestly expect it to get your clothes wet, have a spin cycle, and spell words correctly. Shoot, I think I’d settle for two out of three…
Glad to know that the government realizes the importance of energy drinks and is willing to pay for them as long as they are labeled a certain way. Priorities, right?
Who knew watermelons have a built-in self-destruct feature? Apparently, when a watermelon goes bad, it deflates itself. Seems like a pretty handy feature and it’s kind of surprising the watermelon industry doesn’t promote it more.
How in the world do they keep growing all these seedless fruits? I see seedless watermelons, grapes, and oranges all the time, but haven’t figured out how they are able to reproduce them without using seeds. Is there a limited supply or are they creating them in a laboratory somewhere? And where did the firstContinue reading “How Do Seedless Fruits Reproduce?”
I’m terrible at ending phone conversations…is saying “bye” really necessary if I’ve already said “later” or “see ya”? Seems a little redundant to say “See ya…bye” doesn’t it? What’s really bad is that I’ll even go as far as saying “See ya later…bye.” I guess I just really want there to be no doubt asContinue reading “See ya…later…bye!”
Is it bad that I assume every person I see buying a prepaid phone with cash is up to no good? Who else but drug dealers and hitmen would buy untraceable phones? Maybe I’ve watched too many episodes of crime dramas and police shows.
I think pop tastes better in plastic cups, but I prefer the sweatlessness of styrofoam better. One of these days someone will invent a sweatless plastic cup…and that person will be my hero.
Underwear. Everybody needs it. Everyone knows that everyone else needs it and wears it. Yet, for some reason, no man wants to go out and buy it. I’m sure we’ve all heard the old joke about men wearing their underwear until it falls apart…incredibly gross, yes, but also frighteningly true for many men. I haveContinue reading “There Has To Be A Better Way”
Does anyone else find it a bit unsettling when the automatic flush toilets flush as soon as you are done, even though you haven’t moved? Is it possible that toilets are becoming too smart? I guess we have to give credit to the toilet designers, though – the fact that people are questioning how advanced isContinue reading “Aggressive Auto-Flush Toilets”