Why do people compare a comfortable mattress to sleeping on a cloud? Maybe I’m strange, but I just don’t see the appeal in laying on something you will fall right through, eventually slamming into the earth at maximum velocity, shattering your bones and smashing your organs upon impact. No thank you – I’ll just stickContinue reading “Like Sleeping On A Cloud”
Category Archives: Random Thoughts
Any Pizza? Any Toppings?
Pizza Hut advertises “Any Pizza, Any Toppings” for $10, but the small print at the bottom of the screen during the commercial says there is an additional charge for stuffed crust and extra cheese. Is “Any Pizza, Any Toppings” really an accurate description? Wouldn’t that be like advertising “Any Drink, Any Size” for a certainContinue reading “Any Pizza? Any Toppings?”
Slippery Soapy Slope
Have you ever noticed how ridiculous the names of some products are? I was in the soap aisle the other day and was amazed at the odd names of some of the soaps. I don’t know why I never noticed it before, but I’m beginning to think you can call your product anything you wantContinue reading “Slippery Soapy Slope”
Things I Think…I Think
I think Starbucks that are located inside a grocery store should be called “Storebucks.” Get it? Because “Storebucks” sounds like “Starbucks” and it’s located in a grocery store. And “Grocery Bucks” is just confusing and awkward. I think it’s funny that PBS is just “pubes” without the vowels. I’m sure that one day this kindContinue reading “Things I Think…I Think”
Capped Or Retractable?
Why would you choose to carry around a capped pen rather than a retractable pen? The only possible reason I can think of is so you never have to worry about the pen accidentally being clicked and stabbing you in the leg…or somewhere worse. I’d say the odds of losing the pen cap are justContinue reading “Capped Or Retractable?”
Canker Sores And Pimples
Are canker sores reverse pimples? Or are pimples canker sores that grew outward instead of inward? What would you call it if you had one of each at the same time at the same spot on the inside and outside of your mouth? What would you even call that? A Cankimple? A Pinker Sore? WhyContinue reading “Canker Sores And Pimples”
Are Valet Parking Rates Negotiable?
If you park your car right in the way and just sit there long enough, will the valet service agree to park your car for a discounted rate, just so you will allow them to move your car out of the way? I’ve never actually experienced valet parking, so I’m really not sure how thatContinue reading “Are Valet Parking Rates Negotiable?”
Does Water Float?
When you pour a small amount of water into a larger amount of water, what happens to the smaller amount of water? Does it float on top, sink to the bottom, or mix in somewhere in the middle? Does it depend on whether the water came from the same source or is the same temperature?Continue reading “Does Water Float?”
Weird Things I Do
Everyone has their share of weird habits, right? At least that’s what I choose to believe to make myself feel better about all the weird stuff I do. Here are a few examples of what I’m talking about: When I drive over a cigarette that someone just flicked out their car window, I always pretendContinue reading “Weird Things I Do”
You Have A Nice Day
When did telling someone to have a nice day become so complicated? Whenever someone says to me “You have a nice day” I always think they are giving me a compliment. I instinctively want to respond by saying “Thanks, your day is pretty nice too” or some such nonsense. Then, to make matters worse, someContinue reading “You Have A Nice Day”
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