A few more selections for your amusement… #1: Compacted Poetry Good shows and sports games, Two of my favorite things. Junk food in front of my favorite place, The square rainbow is the T.V. set. #2: The Cats That I’ve Had I have had two or three cats at my dad’s house. I’ve named themContinue reading “A Bit Of Nostalgia – Volume 3”
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A Bit Of Nostalgia – Volume 2
Here is the second installment of classic writing from my childhood… #1: Tim’s English (A Poem) Under a small, cold winter moon, fields and hills gleam bald and white as eggs. #2: What School Means To Me School means a lot to me. It means work but so what. I don’t care if I haveContinue reading “A Bit Of Nostalgia – Volume 2”
A Bit Of Nostalgia – Volume 1
If you have ever wondered what I wrote about as a child, you are in luck. I recently went through a tub of my old papers that my mom saved and found some fairly entertaining compositions. If you have never wondered what I wrote about as a child, you are in the majority, but I’mContinue reading “A Bit Of Nostalgia – Volume 1”
K-12 Meat Co.
This place always creeps me out a bit when I drive past it. What exactly is a K-12 meat company? Is it the place where they send the really bad kids that the school systems can’t handle? I’m not sure I want to know the truth behind this place after all.
Food And Pizza In One Place
Good to know that the Estes Park Brewery offers both food AND pizza. What exactly is the pizza made of, if the people serving it don’t consider it food? Is it a cardboard cutout? Or did they just have one too many samples before putting up their signage?
Buy 33, Get Three Free!
How in the world could anyone pass up such a fantastic deal!? Buy 33 and get 3 free? They were practically giving the stuff away! I don’t even have a cat and I almost couldn’t pass it up. Almost.
Meet Me In The Feference Section
If you ever go to the thrift store by the interstate in Conway, MO to look for a reference book, be advised – this is as close as you’ll find. But really, what good seller of used books doesn’t have a “Feference” section? Perhaps they should have consulted the Fictionary for the proper spelling.
Cracker Barrel Dessert Menu
These dessert names at Cracker Barrel have got to be some of the longest in the history of dessert names. By the time I got done reading the names of the desserts, I was hungry enough to eat another meal.
30 Is The New…60?
I’ve heard people say “30 is the new 20”, but apparently AARP and Beltone never got the memo. I’m not too sure how true that saying is, but apparently to these two companies, 30 is the new 55 or 60. I could take it personally, but I prefer to view it as being recruited. IContinue reading “30 Is The New…60?”
The World’s Best Hand Dryers
I’ve never been much of a fan of hand dryers in public restrooms, and I still almost always choose paper towels if given the option, but these two hand dryers are about as good as it gets if paper towels are not an option. The Xlerator was the first hand dryer that I ever usedContinue reading “The World’s Best Hand Dryers”
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