Depending on the song, it can be either a good thing or a terribly annoying thing when your 5 year old finds a song that he loves and wants to listen to over and over again. For your listening pleasure…here are two of Jadon’s favorite songs right now. These are the songs that he lovesContinue reading “Jadon’s Current Favorite Songs”
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The Similarities Between Churches And Football Teams
Football is back! I don’t know about you, but I am pretty excited and looking forward to a new season. Along with a new football season inevitably comes a barrage of football themed sermon illustrations, but perhaps there is a good reason for it. It recently crossed my mind that when you compare the peopleContinue reading “The Similarities Between Churches And Football Teams”
Happy 5th Birthday Jadon!
Holy moley – can you believe it? Jadon Payne is 5 years old today! Happy birthday Jadon! I think someone must have increased the rate at which time passes because these last five years have flown by. Jadon has definitely changed our lives for the better and brought more laughter and entertainment than I everContinue reading “Happy 5th Birthday Jadon!”
Proper Use Of A Mini-Plunger
I’m not exactly sure what the purpose of a miniature plunger is, but this seems like as good a guess as any. I’m just hoping that this particular mini-plunger was brand new and not one that had been returned after someone had tried to use it, but realized that it wasn’t big enough to doContinue reading “Proper Use Of A Mini-Plunger”
Do I Look Handsome?
This is what happens when Jadon dresses himself…gotta love it! His outfits are always less boring than when we pick them out.
Wienermobile!
The Wienermobile was in Joplin today, so we went and checked it out. Seriously – who can pass up the opportunity to see a giant, drivable wiener? Thanks for your contribution to society, Oscar Mayer!
It’s a giraffe. Really.
Here is a recent drawing that Jadon did in Sunday School. Luckily, we were teaching Sunday School that week, so we didn’t have to give an explanation for his Freudian giraffe.
The Most Condescending Sign In Town
This gets my vote for “Most Condescending Sign” in Lebanon. That’s a real award, right? No? Oh, well maybe they should make it a real award, even if it’s only for one year because this sign deserves it.
Steve’s BBQ & Mexican
When I saw this sign, I assumed it meant one of two things. #1 – It’s a new resraurant owned by some guy named Steve that, for some reason, serves both BBQ and Mexican food. #2 – Some guy named Steve is having a BBQ, invited a person of Mexican descent, and wants everyone inContinue reading “Steve’s BBQ & Mexican”
Congraduations!
I would just like to take this opportunity to say congraduations (Congratulations on Graduation) to my boy Jadon Payne on officially graduating from K-4 (why don’t they just call it preschool?). In addition to graduating, he also received two certificates and two trophies. Certificate #1 – Quietest Student (he apparently just saves all his noiseContinue reading “Congraduations!”
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