I was reading In A Pit With A Lion On A Snowy Day (by Mark Batterson) the other day when I came across this nugget of information (summary of info, not an exact quote): The sun is 93 million miles from Earth. The light from the sun takes 8 minutes to reach Earth. The farthestContinue reading “Lost In Space…”
Author Archives: Tim Payne
Arkansas Computer Repair
Saw this sign in Imboden, Arkansas on the way back from Mississippi a few weeks ago. Am I the only one who finds it odd that a business specializing in computers has a sign that is handwritten in permanent marker? Now that I look at it again, I’m not sure if the business even hasContinue reading “Arkansas Computer Repair”
Wal-Mart…Ripping You Off One Bottle Of Dish Soap At A Time
Half-full bottles of dish soap and open boxes of SOS pads at Wal-Mart…no wonder they sell for less…
King Of Burgers…Not Of English
Well, we are all searching for something I guess…
Welcome To Lebanon, MO!
Saw this sign in a gas station bathroom in Lebanon a couple weeks ago. Very apropos considering where I was.
It’s A Sign
Does something about this picture seem strange? Or maybe it’s just me. “Open For Business” – that makes sense to me. “Closed For Business” on the other hand…what? How can you be closed for business? If you are closed can you really be doing business too? It seems to me that it should say “ClosedContinue reading “It’s A Sign”
The Bobcat
I was in Ft. Scott, KS a while back and was fortunate enough to see The Bobcat in person. I feel fortunate to have been able to experience the presence of The Bobcat firsthand. As I was driving behind him on the way into Ft. Scott I just kept hoping and praying (with my eyesContinue reading “The Bobcat”
Bumble-Jadon
So I was getting Jadon ready to go to church last night (small group) and saw this bumblebee outfit sitting in the closet. I figured that since it went so well with his camo pants he should just go ahead and wear it to church. Seems normal to me. On a related note, I wasContinue reading “Bumble-Jadon”
A Couple Of Poems
Here are a couple of poems that I found the other day while going through some stuff. The first one was one that I wrote a few years ago during a week of CIY. The second is one that my sister and I wrote together several years ago about a card game that we madeContinue reading “A Couple Of Poems”
I Liked Diet Coke Once
I took a sip of Daphne’s Diet Coke the other day and it reminded me of the day that I liked Diet Coke. I’m not sure what year it was, but I know that I was in elementary school. My Grandpa Baumann, Uncle Johnny, cousin Matt and I went to the lake for an overnightContinue reading “I Liked Diet Coke Once”
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