I don’t know if it’s an official diagnosis, but I guess this is what happens when you eat too much candy. Maybe Halloween Hiney or Candy Rear would be more appropriate.
Tag Archives: Observations
Everyday From Somewhere
Perhaps the most generic slogan every…Everyday From Somewhere.
Mussle Milk
Seems fishy. I guess this is why it’s not called Brain Milk.
Crutches And A Tail
Maybe it’s just me, but when I first saw this sign, I was trying to figure out why someone with a tail needed crutches. If a person had a tail, shouldn’t their balance be superior to someone without a tail?
Free Annual Pass
If the Annual Pass lets you visit free for a year, what is the point of the pass? If it’s something anybody can get just by asking for it, shouldn’t they just let everyone in free?
Machete Safety Recall
A safety recall for a machete? It’s a machete. So the handle could just randomly break and the blade could go who knows where – is that really significantly more dangerous than someone waving around a long, sharp blade? I guess if they start marketing the Bear Grylls Extreme Machete in a few months, we’llContinue reading “Machete Safety Recall”
Gravity Defyer Shoes
Talk about a can’t-miss logo…this company should be swimming in profits by now! I’m not sure who thought this was a good logo, but by golly, they are really owning it. As if the rad design isn’t reason enough to drop $139.95 on these shoes, look at the benefits you will receive by wearing them!Continue reading “Gravity Defyer Shoes”
Non-Spinning Washing Machine
Also, does not know how to use spell check. How much can you ask from a washing machine anyway? You can’t honestly expect it to get your clothes wet, have a spin cycle, and spell words correctly. Shoot, I think I’d settle for two out of three…
Energy Drinks For Everybody!
Glad to know that the government realizes the importance of energy drinks and is willing to pay for them as long as they are labeled a certain way. Priorities, right?
Self-Deflating Watermelons
Who knew watermelons have a built-in self-destruct feature? Apparently, when a watermelon goes bad, it deflates itself. Seems like a pretty handy feature and it’s kind of surprising the watermelon industry doesn’t promote it more.