I’m assuming they avoid DUI checkpoints whenever possible.
I’d really prefer not to. Maybe the person who put the message up should try poop and see how they like it.
Seems like they could have chosen a better name for this place. I just hope their uniforms aren’t white hoodies.
Free King Highway…Freaking Highway
I just like that when Jose asks what street you live on, you can reply “No Way, Jose.”
This seems like a very specific type of parking space. It resembles a handicapped parking space but is obviously a space reserved for armless people with really strong legs.
Tetherball was apparently a much rougher sport back in the day.
Perfect for when you decide teeth are no longer necessary.
Recently found this in a box of shells. What does it mean? It has to be some sort of Italian good luck omen, right?
That just seems like a terrible deal…or some very creative math.