Observations – Page 2

Wine-O Van

I’m assuming they avoid DUI checkpoints whenever possible.

U Try Poop

I’d really prefer not to. Maybe the person who put the message up should try poop and see how they like it.

Triple K Parts

Seems like they could have chosen a better name for this place. I just hope their uniforms aren’t white hoodies.

Freaking Highway

Free King Highway…Freaking Highway

No Way Street

I just like that when Jose asks what street you live on, you can reply “No Way, Jose.”

No Arms? Strong Legs? Park Here!

This seems like a very specific type of parking space. It resembles a handicapped parking space but is obviously a space reserved for armless people with really strong legs.

Hardcore Tetherball

Tetherball was apparently a much rougher sport back in the day.

Two Pound Mint Stick

Perfect for when you decide teeth are no longer necessary.

Shellaroni

Recently found this in a box of shells. What does it mean? It has to be some sort of Italian good luck omen, right?

Zero Games In One

That just seems like a terrible deal…or some very creative math.