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Parking Is Difficult

So close…at least they parked in the parking lot, I guess.

Posted byTim PayneFebruary 19, 2013November 8, 2016Posted inRandom ThoughtsTags:ObservationsLeave a comment on Parking Is Difficult

Maintance Log

Looks like somebody forgot to maintain the spell checker.

Posted byTim PayneJanuary 3, 2013November 9, 2016Posted inRandom ThoughtsTags:Observations, SignsLeave a comment on Maintance Log

Crappy License Plate

I get the P00P part, but what is the significance of the 13? Are there twelve other people who had P00P before this person? Or is it some kind of personal record? I don’t know what it means, but my interest is piqued by the poop.

Posted byTim PayneJanuary 3, 2013November 9, 2016Posted inRandom ThoughtsTags:Observations, SignsLeave a comment on Crappy License Plate

Wine-O Van

I’m assuming they avoid DUI checkpoints whenever possible.

Posted byTim PayneJanuary 3, 2013November 9, 2016Posted inRandom ThoughtsTags:Observations, SignsLeave a comment on Wine-O Van

U Try Poop

I’d really prefer not to. Maybe the person who put the message up should try poop and see how they like it.

Posted byTim PayneJanuary 3, 2013November 9, 2016Posted inRandom ThoughtsTags:Observations, SignsLeave a comment on U Try Poop

Triple K Parts

Seems like they could have chosen a better name for this place. I just hope their uniforms aren’t white hoodies.

Posted byTim PayneJanuary 3, 2013November 9, 2016Posted inRandom ThoughtsTags:Observations, SignsLeave a comment on Triple K Parts

Freaking Highway

Free King Highway…Freaking Highway

Posted byTim PayneJanuary 3, 2013November 9, 2016Posted inRandom ThoughtsTags:Observations, SignsLeave a comment on Freaking Highway

No Way Street

I just like that when Jose asks what street you live on, you can reply “No Way, Jose.”

Posted byTim PayneJanuary 3, 2013November 9, 2016Posted inRandom ThoughtsTags:Observations, SignsLeave a comment on No Way Street

Frustrating Family Feud

If I was making up the questions on Family Feud, these would be the questions during the final round. They could all have the same answer and would be incredibly frustrating. See if you can figure it out… 1. Something you do with a basketball 2. What you do when following a slow car 3.Continue reading “Frustrating Family Feud”

Posted byTim PayneDecember 27, 2012November 9, 2016Posted inRandom ThoughtsTags:Random Thoughts2 Comments on Frustrating Family Feud

No Arms? Strong Legs? Park Here!

This seems like a very specific type of parking space. It resembles a handicapped parking space but is obviously a space reserved for armless people with really strong legs.

Posted byTim PayneDecember 21, 2012November 9, 2016Posted inRandom ThoughtsTags:Observations, SignsLeave a comment on No Arms? Strong Legs? Park Here!

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