One Hot Cigarette

Photo of a hole in the pavement with a cigarette butt laying inside

Looks like this cigarette burned a hole in the pavement. But yeah, seems totally safe to just go ahead and hold the fire stick in your mouth and breath it in.


Sleep Pretty In Pink

Photo of a package of pink ear plugs

I’m assuming these are guaranteed to bring dreams of flowers, puppies, and polka dots. If nothing else, you’ll have the most stylish inner ears of anyone in your bed.