I’m assuming these are guaranteed to bring dreams of flowers, puppies, and polka dots. If nothing else, you’ll have the most stylish inner ears of anyone in your bed.
Strange String Dolls
What kid doesn’t need one of these creepy voodoo-ish looking string dolls?
Patriotic Jesus Blanket
Turns out Jesus is a trustworthy fella who bleeds red, white, and blue.
Donation Boxes For Everybody
Seems as though everyone is getting in on the donation box game these days.
Wii Sports Break Suggestion
Okay, Wii – I realize that it’s good to take a break now and then, but there has to be a better option than taking a flying leap out the window.
TIM PAYNE 