Strange String Dolls

Photo of a quarter machine at Steak 'N Shake that dispenses string dolls that look like voodoo dolls

What kid doesn’t need one of these creepy voodoo-ish looking string dolls?

Patriotic Jesus Blanket

A blanket with a photo of Jesus with red and blue beams of light shining outward from his heart that says "Jesus, I Trust in You" at the bottom

Turns out Jesus is a trustworthy fella who bleeds red, white, and blue.

Photo of a donation box for the Epilepsy Foundation in Colorado

Seems as though everyone is getting in on the donation box game these days.

Wii screen that says "Why not take a break? You can pause the game by pressing the pause button"

Okay, Wii – I realize that it’s good to take a break now and then, but there has to be a better option than taking a flying leap out the window.

Terrible parking job by car in parking lot So close…at least they parked in the parking lot, I guess.