I have never eaten cottage cheese.
I’m sure I’ve had it baked into foods, but I have never eaten it by itself. I just can’t get past the fact that it looks like someone just left milk sitting for way too long and then decided to eat it or what I imagine it would feel like in my mouth. It’s just not worth it to me.
I have never eaten beets.
Although I came close a few years ago when I was really into the show “Doug”, this is another food that I just can’t seem to force myself to try. Part of it is the look of them and what I imagine the texture to be, just like with cottage cheese. The other part is that I imagine that before and after consumption, my mouth would feel and look as if I had just bitten into a heart. That’s just yucky.
I am the most static-y person I know.
Seriously. Every time I get out of the car I get a huge jolt. Not to mention all the times I walk around the house. Kissing my wife should not be that painful an experience – after a quick peck the other night, my lips were tingling for several minutes (although that could just be because our love is so electric…). And don’t even get me started on my clothes. It seems like no matter how many dryer sheets I use, my clothes are always full of static. Any suggestions on how to fix this?
I have never been able to make myself burp.
I just can’t do it. I’ve tried and tried, but with no success. I don’t know if it’s because I have a burpy personality or because it’s just assumed that everyone can do this, but for some reason no one ever believes me when I tell them that I can’t make myself burp. I’ve even had people try to explain it step-by-step, but it’s just not happening.
Now you know. Whether you really wanted to know these things is a different story entirely, but now you know.